Tattooing your Vagina and other parts is soo last season, now there is Vajazzling!!!
What in the world of absurd is this? Well it's making your cookie sparkle! Puts a twisted spin on the Shakespearean saying "All that glitters is not gold but just might be vagina!"
Someone sold the notion to women that the vagina is no longer a fun place and therefore required decorating ( this goes beyond that awful Brazilian and so forth) nooo now we make it shine!!
Follow the sparkles......really :#
You can get festive with it too, vajazzle according to the season, oh what joy! Ho Ho Ho bet Santa has no problem squeezing into the chimney.... and a Merry Christmas it was!!!
I don't know, i'm not so keen on any form of glue (non-organic...get it?! ) sticking around down there.
However you can vajazzle with Swarovski...hmmmm......still NO!
Here's a little something for the adventurous.......a wedding night surprise!!
I just couldn't resist this pick! It makes me want to sing out "Won't you take me to, Funky town!!" Disco baby!!!
omg....really? so do prostitutes charge extra for the bling?
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha I suppose coz area maintenance is costly. If some bling falls off, getting it stuck back on is at cost!
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