The average human being, male and female, are unhappy with our bodies. Someone, very creative , told us we have muffin tops, love handles, jiggly bits all wonderful names but nothing anybody aims for. Then I came across this procedure called CRYOLIPOLYSIS...
Fun stuff hey?!! Now I can suck, freeze and watch my fat die all on its own. Moohaha (evil laugh)!
My problem is that this machine is way too small, and if 1 spot takes an hour to freeze, I may be in there for a full day (24 hours = 24 problem areas) and that's just a sample count, some areas might fight back and may need to be done twice.
But on the other hand, it would take me a year of dedicated dieting and exercise to get rid of the fat in my 24 problem areas, so a day may not be so bad. It would cost me a years worth of university fees to get this done.
Maybe I should start a paying blog, or maybe I can add a "Please donate to overweight blogger" button and you would feel sorry for me and donate. I would eat what I eat and freeze my fat. Sounds perfect!
I suppose most of you have said "dream on!"
No worries , I shall add this to my list of dreams along side having Tyrese as my husband.
I would happily cryolip him....
Grrrrrrr!! Let me make me a greasy snack while I fantasize........I'll have it with diet Coke for health purposes.
For more information on the procedure....Google it , DUH!!!
Ica - loving your blog
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